It all adds up.

Spheres are forbidden.

Truly definitive.

Pull it in and get to work.

Tonight, the role of the fifth Godsend will be played by...

It could even impress a god.

Dogfighting in space. If only we had some sort of...space...dog... to describe this concept.

Set the blend mode to spooky.

Spooky squares

Of stony disposition.

Do what you must, because you can.

Something something brains.

What would a turtle need with a hot-air balloon?

Penmanship counts.

>Attack Item Skill Flee

And also, The Hollywood Roast!

So do we ever actually meet the person in the title card, or...?

So is he a meat-boy who's super, or a boy made of super-meat?

Once again we find ourselves on the fields of battle, armed with but a sheep packed full of dynamite.

A little boy all alone in a spooky castle...what could possibly go wrong?

Finally, a game that fulfills a lifelong and impossible dream... package delivery.

Time is a funny thing. Especially when you can punch a planet.

Kill more drafted peasants than the Black Plague, and look good doing it, I say.

I seriously have no idea how we ended up with two reviews about retro-styled games all about partying, so close together.

Just look at the world around you, right here on the ocean floor~

The definitive edition is a nice addition to the Switch game library.

I got a grapple gun and now it's like I'm Spider-Man but also a tiny robot miner, wheeeeeeee!

A neon gleam to every edge, and the roar of distortion to every swing of a blade -- what's not to love?

There are only so many times you can buy Pac-Man. The real question is, should this be one of them?

Slime-San, Slime-San, does whatever a sapient ball of slime caaaan... (I'm not sorry)

You're a squid now, you're a kid now, you're on an actually successful platform now! But can Nintendo make lightning strike twice?

Nintendo reinvents the 30-year-old series in the most, um, breathtaking way possible.