Kiss Mia
Offer Mia some coffee
Have someone give away the time period during which the story takes place
That was weird.
Have Vinny realize that something is very wrong
Get Vinny to doubt the cult's legitimacy
Drop Mia
Reflect on your day
Sleep soundly
Block the attack
Get ready for your next workday
Have Vinny make you an offer
Enter a mutually beneficial deal
Stingers over dinner
Cook homemade stew for dinner
Was it worth dying for?
Have the cultists reunite against you
Get backstabbed
Convince Vinny to get a job
Get Vinny to live with you
Convince the cultists not to sacrifice you, but die anyways
Join the cult
Have Vinny talk about how Mia joined the Cult
Get sacrificed
Delay the sacrifice until "later"
Get *really* close to Vinny
Refuse to engage with your client
Escape with Vinny and make it to your apartment
What are you going to do? Stab me?
Fight Mia in the basement and land a hit on her
Flirt with Vinny
Get gagged by Vinny
Sell a vacuum.
Get suplexed
Ask Vinny to bribe you
Be called a good boy
Grab Mia's tail
Form a heart with your hands
Be alone in your home
Dislocate your shoulder
Pretend to be a cultist.
Die, but get better.
I can change her!
Die in Mia's arms
Discuss which animal Mia is
Knock on the front door
Request that the ritual is made particularly painful
Insult Vinny and get away with it
Earn $100
Clutch failure from the jaws of success
Have Mia enter your apartment and then have her leave, without receiving any additional context
Claim to be a double agent
Discuss Utilitarianism or Kantian philosophy with Vinny
Throw something unexpected.
Close the door to the house
Return home with Vinny, then tell her to leave
Realize that the other endings weren't as they seemed
Choose to be sacrificed
Sneak out of the basement
Lie to Vinny at the front door and get away with it
Truly get to know Vinny's motives
Get the reference.
Just trust that Vinny will get you out of there
Listen to Mia's tragic backstory.
Kiss Mia, and live
Tell Vinny that you really liked her birdhouse without lying
Get a phone number
Find the political joke.
Stand completely still
