Unlock all the achievements.
Shake the RAT for the first time.
Linger in the meat maze for 5 minutes.
Beat the game.
Face the flashing lights and accept your fate.
Get crushed by the anvil.
Enter the house.
Watch the ADVERTISEMENT.
Crack the RAT to turn it into a glowstick.
Shake the RAT 100 times.
Kill the RAT.
Shake the RAT to start the generator.
Shake the rat to purge the infection.
Don't go into the HOUSE for a minute after opening the DOOR.
