You've been the MVP at every DESTINATION.
You got all GOOD ENDINGS. Don't you ever get tired of winning?
You've visited half of the LOCATIONS. Did you bring some postcards?
You've visited all the LOCATIONS. Get some rest!
You've seen half of the EVENTS. What an eventful life!
You've seen all the EVENTS. Did... did you like them?
You've seen half of the OUTCOMES. Keep going!
You've seen all the OUTCOMES. Consider putting that on your resumé.
You've collected all the TRINKETS. Which one was your favorite?
You've gotten rid of all your initial TRINKETS. Don't hold on to the past!
4 of your your TRINKETS were tied to the same RESOURCE. You sure liked that RESOURCE, huh?
You've picked up all the HITCHHIKERS. There's always room in your car!
You got half of the DATE ENDINGS. What an adventurous love life!
You got all the DATE ENDINGS... you're a true Casanova!
You reached your first destination. You're road-tripping the right way!
You'd rather die than be boring.
You didn't take any risks... and you still died. Incredible!
You've chosen a LOCATION on the MAP INFO BOARD thrice. You love having everything under control!
You won without ever choosing an ACTION with a KNOWN RESOURCE... So bold of you!
You ONLY take risks.
You reached a DESTINATION while traveling with an inconvenient HITCHHIKER, because you don't care.
You reached all the DESTINATIONS traveling with inconvenient HITCHHIKERS. You sure love a challenge!
You're a true Nicolas Cage.
Being the MVP of a party of 1 is still being an MVP!
You won at road-tripping... THE HARD WAY.
No DESTINATION could resist you... not even in HARD mode.
All problems can be solved with a taxi license.
You listened to all 4 secret songs. What a melomaniac!
Know thyself.
Chillin' at the spa with the homies!
It turns out size DOES matter.
You visited the 6 base DESTINATIONS. What a champ!
You don't need to know how to play POKER 2 to win at POKER 2!
When you have a monkey's paw, everything looks like... something you can solve with a monkey's paw!
6 DESTINATIONS with all their LAYERS?! You win at road-tripping.
Narrator: they did try something funny.
You've seen all of Polly and Scott's outfits. These two surely packed a lot of clothes!
You completed 5 PRANK DARES before reaching a DESTINATION. You never shy while facing a dare!
