Kill Yourself

Couch potato

Walk 100 meters

Fitness is a lifestyle

Walk 1500 meters

Runner's high

Walk 5 kilometers

Mildly active

Walk 500 meters

Angel of death

Kill all living things in a single game

Bookworm

Read all the book entries

Pleasantly understated credit sequence

Watch the credits til the end

I believe I can fly

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Dead tired

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A warm toast

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Vive la révolution

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Big Pharma's revenge

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Instant diet

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Caution, wet floor

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That's no toaster

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Pretty ironic

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We'll die eventually

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The amazing spider-death

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Under the sea

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Strike!

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Acid rain

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Frank Grimes

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The last meal

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Beauty killed the beast

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Scared of clowns

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I'm freezing

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A sporadic event

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I believe I can fry

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Backfire

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I prefer the touchpad

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I'm shocked

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Hang in there

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Death from above

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Vaccines cause autism

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To bee or not to bee

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Burn baby burn

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Mr. Bay is full of s**t

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Hank Scorpio

Mind your head

Bump your head in a non-lethal manner

Secret admirer

Fashion police

Rip and burn the necktie

Sadistic player

Repeat at least one death

For dummies

Complete the tutorial