You've played a game on every day of the week!
You played from Friday to Saturday!
You've played on a Friday Night!
You've played a match in every arena on Hegemon.
You've played every main arena in the game!
You've played a match in every arena on Colony M76.
Where'd he go?
You've played a match in every arena on Io.
You've played a match in every arena on Europa.
You've played a match in every arena on Space Station Alpha.
You've unlocked Hegemon. The end is nigh.
You've played a match in every arena on Ganymede.
You've taken out 500 opponents!
You've played a match in every arena on Space Station Beta.
You've played a match in every arena on the first world.
You've played a match in every arena on Amalthea.
You've unlocked Space Station Alpha. The Experiment is fully operational.
You've unlocked Ganymede, the largest moon in the entire solar system!
You've unlocked Space Station Beta. Ready to start doing the science stuff!
Your bullets have travelled a total of 10km!
You've unlocked Amalthea, a potato-shaped moon made of rubble and ice.
You've unlocked Colony M76, a pretty homey little spot along Jupiter's orbit.
You've unlocked Io, a moon with over 400 active volcanoes!
You've unlocked Europa, a moon whose surface is several kilometers of ice!
You've bounced another player off of the stage!
You've found Gary! That was pretty easy...
Thank you for glancing at our names :)
You've obtained a gold medal for every level. Amazing!
Find Lost Gary, the lost cause-monaut.
Lose Lost Gary. Again.
Eliminate three people in one round.
Eliminate three people in a round, three times!
Bounce another player off the stage!
Unlock the second level.
Unlock the third level.
Unlock the fourth level.
Unlock the fifth level.
Unlock the sixth level.
Unlock the 7th level.
Unlock the 8th level.
Unlock the 9th level.
Play a match in every arena in the first world.
Play a match in every arena in the second world.
Play a match in every arena in the third world.
Play a match in every arena in the fourth world.
Play a match in every arena in the fifth world.
Play a match in every arena in the sixth world.
Play a match in every arena in the seventh world.
Play a match in every arena in the eighth world.
Play a match in every arena in the ninth world.
Obtain a silver medal in every world. This means playing in every arena in the game!
Obtain a gold medal in every world.
Obtain a total bullet flight distance of 10km.
Obtain a total of 1000 kills.
Play a match on a Friday night.
Play a game on every day of the week.
Pay homage to some glorious individuals.
Play past midnight on Friday.
