The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
You were deadly alright; look at the size of that hole in your trousers! Quick, find a haystack!
Achievement Unlocked; You look ridiculous.
Mind control is great, but with great power comes responsibility. Or the fun of irresponsibility.
Spend your new experience wisely, and yes - you're welcome for the top tip.
You showed someone how you felt about them... With the underside of a Frying Pan.
You silenced Whisper in combat, who said chivalry was dead?
Apart from this one time, remember; never, EVER feed the Troll.
Because creatures are better when they're fighting for you!
Now that's what I call a Swinging Sword! Oh, you thought we meant "Singing Sword"?
You found all the Silver Keys! If you've done this twice since 2004, then you are a super player!
The Bowerstone Teacher loves Fable Heroes, more than 55% of him anyway.
The children are literate again, you have made Albion a more intelligent place. For now.
That's one Silver Key Chest down! You're going to go on to open them all now, right?
You collected 10 Legendary weapons! Although some might call that, "overcompensating"...
Your Hero looks badass! Why not share an image of them on the Lionhead forums? [wink] [wink]
You levelled up a complete abilities tree! Will you now become a real Hero and master all three?
You've gone from a Chicken Chaser to a Legendary Hero. All in a day's work, I guess.
You completed the Arena without rest, is this not why you were here?
Have you ever seen such smart-glass?! (Nice play on words there, smart-arse).
Your childhood is behind you, next stop: puberty. 5 years of out-of-control hormones awaits you.
Your student loan has ended, it will be years before you can buy a house, but hey; you've graduated!
You went to Orchard Farm, made some decisions, and will now live by them.
You located your sister, but little does she know how relevant she is to the future of Albion.
You slayed the White Balverine, formally known as Jimmy. Ironic that he was allergic to dogs.
You won the Arena, the highest accolade there is for a Hero! Now, onwards to saving the world!
Did you spell a rude word on the stones? It doesn't matter now, the annoying Archaeologist is saved!
Who goes fishing in graveyards? It seems you do! Nostro is at peace, so go fish somewhere normal.
You located your mother, but little does she know how irrelevant she is to the future of Albion.
With Maze out of the picture, it's time to save your big sister. You know, the powerful one.
You caught up with Jack, and made the toughest choice of all.
Sailing to the Lost Bay earned 500 miles on your BoatMiles(tm) card, earn 1,000,000 for a free trip!
Who knew that the letters Y, M, C and A would hold so much knowledge. Must be the outfits.
Will you hear the words "Hero, your health is low" again? Choices were made, but were they right…
You defeated the Dragon, and cast away Jack's mask into the lava, (or put it on and became him!).
Horns or Halo? Your choice of headgear has far reaching consequences.
What kind of Hero are you; The Jack of All Trades, or The Master of One?
You got your tackle out, one way or the other.
Punching people or kicking Chickens; it's all considered an achievement in Albion.
Whether you chose large biceps, or a hawk's-eye - you chose well.
Making a sacrifice is never easy. The decisions, the expense. . . the wriggling.
Talking stone doors that give you ridiculous riddles? We've seen it all now!
The world has seen your ego for what it is, don't let it go to your head.
Is that all, stranger? Come back anytime.
A true Hero is one that can control time. Bonus points if you were wearing a green hat.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who's the (insert choice here) of them all?
Marriage - two's company, three's a crowd!
Remember to drink responsibly, and whatever you do: you should not drink and bake.
You've either explored the world of Albion, or you're now the size of the world of Albion.
Being a landlord is a bit like being the Grim Reaper, so why not combine the two!
Heal a follower on an Escort Quest. No, not *that* kind of 'escort'.
Whilst dressed as an Assassin, be silent but deadly.
Perform a headshot with a Crossbow whilst dressed as a woman wearing a beard and the Redhead Wig.
Use the power of mind control on an enemy, and have them kill one of their allies.
Use an "Ages of..." Potion with a combat multiplier of 20 or more.
...Into your face! Express your feelings through the medium of Frying Pan.
Defeat Whisper in a battle without losing any health.
Give a Troll a taste of its own medicine.
Summon a powerful creature to fight by your side.
Hit 3 enemies simultaneously with a single flourish like you're a real swinger.
Find all 30 silver keys. In unrelated news; the Fable Anniversary Strategy guide is available now!
The Bowerstone Teacher is on the lookout for Hero Dolls, help him find them!
The children in Bowerstone have no books to read! You don't want illiterate children, do you?
Open your first Silver Key Chest to reveal the amazing surprise inside!
Some weapons are Legendary, and we feel it's worth you collecting at least 10 of them.
Treat yourself to a beard, haircut and tattoo, the 'Toupée And Tattoo Society' demands it.
Level up a complete abilities tree, be it Strength, Skill or Will.
Earn enough Renown to be known in Albion as "Legendary".
Complete all 8 rounds of the Arena without taking a break.
Complete a truly heroic feat.
Every tall oak tree needs to have its acorn moment, this is yours.
Graduate from the Heroes Guild to become a real Hero.
Pay a visit to Orchard Farm to see if you can be of help or hindrance.
Find the whereabouts of your sister, she's very important to the future of Albion.
There's something going on in Knothole Glade under a full moon. Cliché? Never.
Take on the might of everything that Albion has to offer. Well, almost everything...
Rescue the Archaeologist, and find the secret entrance into Bargate Prison.
Go fishing and digging in a graveyard, as if it's a completely normal thing to do.
Now it's your mother that has gone missing, so it's time to find her too. Families, who needs 'em?
Would you kindly rid Albion of its greatest traitor.
From the Void to the Guild, it's time to fight the big bad guy.
Travel to the Northern Wastes, because it sounds like just the place you'd want to visit.
Few things are smarter in Albion than a talking stone door, so imagine a door that knows the YMCA.
Behind the Bronze Gate lies your destiny, and all it needs is the death of your closest allies.
It's time to defeat the super awesome boss, the one you will see if you unlock this achievement.
Become holier than Avo, or more evil than Skorm!
Learn one of each spell type, or own one of each weapon type.
Win 1st prize in the Fisherman's competition, or complete the boast for doing any quest naked.
Become the Fist Fighter's World Champion, or win the Chicken Hat in the Chicken Kicking Competition.
Pull the sword from the stone, or earn the top prize in the Archery Competition.
Donate a total of 100,000 Gold to the Temple of Avo, or sacrifice 10 people to the Chapel of Skorm.
Open all the Demon Doors, or show a closed Demon Door what you think of it.
Show all available witnesses a trophy in the trophy mini-game, or decorate your home with a trophy.
Make a profit from selling to a trader, or steal an item using the "Steal" expression from a trader.
Eat a Moonfish in Bowerstone during the day, or a Golden Carrot at night.
Reach the maximum of your chosen attractiveness; ugly or beautiful!
Receive a gift from your spouse, or flirt with an admirer in front of your spouse.
Drink until you vomit, or 'help' a friendly villager get drunk.
Visit every region (excluding Demon Doors), or increase your waistline so that you don't have to.
Earn 10,000 Gold from property rental, or die.