Date Alice.
Date Benvolio.
Date Desdemona.
Date Kent.
Date Maggie.
Congrats. You boinked a dinosaur.
Beat the game.
Survived Act 1.
Kent acted in the school play.
Benvolio and Sampson came to a new understanding.
Yorick and Kent patched things up
Piss off climate change.
Took all classes in a singular playthrough.
Survived Act 2.
Survived Act 3.
Survived Act 4.
Survived Act 5.
Date Yorick.
