It's like you're doing this whole thing in slow motion.
You've always loved this poem; would have been great if it worked.
Help arrived when you called; you've got friends.
Your pop culture quotes are almost as over the top as Jules's.
You wonder if any of the pro-supernatural activists are looking into mental health for vampires.
Yeah, that's not going to get fixed.
At least you don't have a beard.
You have a fine career ahead of you as an old sailing days reenactor.
Your hours on the internet reading slashfic have finally been put to good use.
You survived being bitten by a werewolf without becoming one yourself.
