Find All Collectibles
Complete Test Chambers
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
Destroy All Freighters
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Visit The Badehaus
Find All The Pony Horses
Headbutt All Alien Eggs
Tag 10 Walls
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
Run Wild With The Podrunner
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Wear 30 masks at once
Just finish that one LAST job.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
A Trip to the Moon.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Do a card trick at the magician
Enjoy your trip
Find all collectibles on level 2
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Buy all hats
I'm sorry about my goat
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find all the blocks
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Finish all manual quests
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Fight the turtle
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Travel to space!
Win the title bout!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again
Lick the Hanging Glider
Everything the light touches is your kingdom
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Do no evil