Convinced the Ticket Salesman that you're from the Transcontinental Express.
Come on now, what did those lizards ever do to you? (Killed 5 lizards.)
Don't go thinking you're Annie Oakley, those three hatshots in a row were just a fluke.
Beat the game with less than 20 kills.
Beat the game as the Gunslinger.
Your mother loved an Indian, and was hiding them in the walls.
You pretty much shot more people than actually exist, congratulations! (Killed 250 people.)
Explored all the things (more than 120% of the map.)
Dispatching justice will require style! (Bought an outfit.)
Retake our land! (Help the Indians takes back their land.)
Explored more than 100% of the map.
Helped the Indians get past the Military Blockade.
Found the Movie Set.
Explored 100% of the map.
Obviously you had to shoot all those people, they were coming right for you! (Killed 100 people.)
Freed all of the Buffalo enslaved by the Ranchers.
It speaks louder than words. (Pulled your weapon 50 times during gunversations.)
Now where is that deputy?
Soberly together again.
So you had to shoot a few people, right? No big deal. (Killed 25 people.)
Explored 50% of the map.
You just can't keep your hands off the stuff. (Had 5 drinks.)
Bla, bla, bla. You just keep jabbering on. (Had 100 gunversations.)
They read it, you weep. (Lost 5 rounds of poker.)
Made the graveyard safe to visit.
That buffalo wasn't even wearing the right hat. (Killed 10 buffalo.)
He shot you? That's not what is supposed to happen. (Got shot by your brother.)
Where do you think you're going? (Shot 10 empty bottles.)
This again? We know we just gave you a gun, but you might not want to shoot everyone. (Shot Uncle.)
Sadly we have no knives, so you won't be running any faster. (Got a hatshot.)
Onwards, adventure awaits!
Unlocked all playable Characters.
Beat the game without getting shot.
Beat the game in less than an hour.
Beat the game as the Brother.
Beat the game as the Sister.
Beat the game as the Indian.
You know exactly what's on his person. (Gathered all clues about the murderer.)
A side of justice with your revenge? (Completed 5 wanted posters.)
Two thousand dollars in the bank. It's a lot of money. Takes me three years to earn it!
Can't read my.. (Won 5 hands of poker.)
Magnificent might be a bit of stretch, but the Seven part is undeniable. (Befriended the Beefheads.)
Discovered the secret of the animal statues.
Unlocked all Weapons.
Unlocked all hats at the Haberdasher.
You just became the biggest star here, since there isn't anyone left except for a few extras.
Your Dad was the Murderer.
You were the Murderer.
Your family wouldn't give up their land.
Too much PDA, bro.
They were all in on it!
You found all the endings!
Kept all buffalo alive during a Buffalo Drive.
Prevented any packages from being stolen during the Carriage Protection.
Kept Rancher Bob, Bell and Cobb alive during the Mansion Attack.
Trains back in town. (Got the trains running again.)
Like playing monopoly. (Completed the Oil Tycoon's quest line.)
Made peace between Indians and Military.
He had it coming to him. (Captured the Oil Tycoon's Mansion with Rancher Bob.)
He has such great personalities.
Sheriff's back to kicking Ass. (Helped the Sheriff gain his courage.)
Sheriff's worse than when you met him.
Mrs. Tressabell Gunslinger.
Mrs. Tressabell Sheriff.
Mrs. Tressabell Johnston.
The Beefheads playing for the other side.
From mayhem to meats, the Beefheads did it all.
The banditos are back to causing trouble.
Finally got that Miner's Hat.
It sh*ts money.
Digging beyond the veil.
Lost Miner reunited with Miner's Wife.
Lost Miner and Miner's Wife both move on.
Sister got the river in Santa Anna flowing again.
The sheriff helped you 3 times.
Rancher Franchise Made.
Buffalo wearing hats and stripes. (Helped the Union prepare for battle.)
A place to start over.
Talked to Oilrig Manager at every drilling location.
