Boy
Probably deliberately made a katana and a projectile collide.
Good
Frantically waved your weapon left and right in order to feel like an action movie hero.
A
Cruelly impaled two cypher beings with a sharp object.
Turned into a cog in an advertisment campaign.
Came to a certain realization about yourself.
Been
Squashed, broke and smeared an enemy under your heavy boots.
Demonstrated utter desperation and addiction to the system.
Experienced a direct contact with the system.
Seen a gruesome sight of an exploading head more than 100 times.
You've
Encountered a disconnection bug.
Probably accidentaly made two projectiles collide.
Jumped a lot to find hidden terminals.
Became part of the cult.
Strategically moved and timed actions to destroy enemies more effectively.
Gained full access to killing simulation rooms.
Realized that there is no better program than superhot.exe.
Proven your skill in killing Red Dudes in weird ways.
Transformed into a precise killing machine.
Slaughtered countless enemies just to get a non-existent reward.
Transformed into a precise killing machine in Real Time!
