Kick 20 severed heads
Stomp 20 cockroaches
Step out of the bar
Survive Heskel's horribly overdesigned trap
Kill 20 spiders with the Electrifryer
Clear the lab of Warmechs
Get 3 Strikes (3 or more killed) with Bowling Bombs
Eat 30 slices of pizza
Find 50 of Dick's secret stashes
Separate the Twins
Defeat Dr. Heskel
Find Roy's final resting place
Get a bullseye
Reach the secret level
Kill 30 flying enemies with explosives
Unaffordable housing
Admire the Red Eagle
Find the Elephant's Foot
A dream of a Black Lodge
Ow!
Find the secret lab
Complete the game on Maximum Fury difficulty
Proof that you've done it all
Unlock all achievements in the base game
Kill 20 enemies with the dart
Step onto the dance floor
Knock down the building
Get canned by the GDF
Clear the canal blockage
Evade the GDF
Eradicate the Urban Eradicator
Ring the bell
Drink 20 cans of soda
BSOD the Friend-Bot
Watch Heskel escape yet again
Finish the game without being dismembered
Obliterate the water tower
What a thrill!
Locate the leftovers
Don't forget: you're here forever.
Survive the onslaught
Run over 50 cultists with the Road Ripper
Hit the attacking ship with a grenade for spilling your drink
Complete a game of billiards
Complete the shooting range mini-game in the mall
Destroy all the tombstones in the graveyard
Decapitate 100 enemies
Demolish Heskel's oversized security droid
Collect all weapons
Defeat the Revenant 8991-PX
