Wear 30 masks at once.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
It never erupts when you want it to.
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Find all collectibles on level 7
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Finish all manual quests
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
Lick the Hanging Glider.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Win the title bout!
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Thrash the Goathenge
Travel to space!
Do no evil
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Craft all the weapons in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Just finish that one LAST job.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters
Blow up all pirate ships
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Headbutt all alien eggs
Find all collectibles
Gather $1000000
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the Podrunner.
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.
