Try not to die during the main quest
Welcome to the Magic World
It didn't take you long to cause chaos. Result!
You can always count on the help of your (terrible) friends
You've completed your adventure, now wait for the credits
The circle has closed
Don't think about it too much, at least you found a great game
Don't try it on for size
Best never to use it again
I prefer walking to teleporting too
You have plenty of time to waste
That hat really can hold anything
Don't worry, it's not that kind of adventure
Be more careful when using an item
I just want to set the Magic World on fire
Thanks for fixing the problem in the Library
Congratulations, you have destroyed an ancient relic
You will never need shortcuts
Where did those things come from?!
Doesn't that give you a warm, fuzzy feeling?
Don't worry, Simon won't get possessed by a dark deity...I think
Critical strike!
Breaking the fourth wall has never been a problem
You're (almost) a wizard, Simon
You and I both know that's not a spoiler
The Magic World is no longer a mystery to you
Not bad for an impudent child
And so it begins
You knocked out two trolls in a couple of hours, nice one
I'm sure Sordid won't mind too much
You survived a dreaded fetch quest (and a terrible stew)
Are you sure you're not the antagonist?
At least you tried
