What are you going to do? Stab me?
Get sacrificed
Get suplexed
Have Vinny realize that something is very wrong
Get *really* close to Vinny
Convince the cultists not to sacrifice you, but die anyways
Block the attack
Get backstabbed
Have the cultists reunite against you
Sleep soundly
Be alone in your home
Convince Vinny to get a job
Get Vinny to live with you
Return home with Vinny, then tell her to leave
Escape with Vinny and make it to your apartment
Grab Mia's tail
Delay the sacrifice until "later"
Choose to be sacrificed
Join the cult
Kiss Mia
Kiss Mia, and live
Drop Mia
That was weird.
Form a heart with your hands
I can change her!
Get the reference.
Reflect on your day
Have Mia enter your apartment and then have her leave, without receiving any additional context
Get ready for your next workday
Enter a mutually beneficial deal
Stingers over dinner
Cook homemade stew for dinner
Realize that the other endings weren't as they seemed
Offer Mia some coffee
Was it worth dying for?
Die in Mia's arms
Fight Mia in the basement and land a hit on her
Throw something unexpected.
Sneak out of the basement
Listen to Mia's tragic backstory.
Stand completely still
Have Vinny talk about how Mia joined the Cult
Tell Vinny that you really liked her birdhouse without lying
Have Vinny make you an offer
Get Vinny to doubt the cult's legitimacy
Truly get to know Vinny's motives
Discuss Utilitarianism or Kantian philosophy with Vinny
Flirt with Vinny
Claim to be a double agent
Ask Vinny to bribe you
Have someone give away the time period during which the story takes place
Insult Vinny and get away with it
Just trust that Vinny will get you out of there
Dislocate your shoulder
Get gagged by Vinny
Request that the ritual is made particularly painful
Discuss which animal Mia is
Die, but get better.
Pretend to be a cultist.
Be called a good boy
Refuse to engage with your client
Find the political joke.
Clutch failure from the jaws of success
Earn $100
Sell a vacuum.
Close the door to the house
Get a phone number
Lie to Vinny at the front door and get away with it
Knock on the front door