Win your first argument.
Compose a phrase with "You are silly".
Compose a phrase with "Your mother is your father".
Play the basic tutorial.
Compose a phrase with "Your mother was a hamster".
Compose a phrase with "Your hovercraft is full of eels".
Play more than 100 duels.
Compose a phrase with "Your son died because of your sins!".
Compose a phrase with "You still use Windows Vista".
Compose a phrase with "A duck hunter probably murdered this poor man".
Compose a phrase with "Your wife is interested in photography".
Mention Satan 6 times.
Complete the Insulting Tournament.
Unlock two additional characters.
Take 50 honour points off your opponent in a single insult.
Compose a phrase with "Your country is not a part of Europe".
Unlock a secret character.
