Not the time, noor the place.
No one has to know...
Thanks for playing!
Back at it again at the bad decisions depot!
Holding the hand of your two loves.
If you love her, let her go, or whatever it was that guy said in the song.
That was certainly something
It's actually really attractive to absolutely lose your mind when told about yourself for even a min
At least your baby mother isn't slashing your tires...
You should probably turn your brightness down.
Personal growth? In MY lesbian? It's more likely than you think.
...the way you drive these girls away.
Maybe next time? Don't talk about your divorce so much
This is for the best...
Come on...
Why is your kid better at this than you are?
Mission accomplished
(Meet Emhari.)
It can only wait so long.
Get it together, girl!
NOTHING NOW, BITCHES
Okay? Okay.
Could've been the one.
Oops.
Why did you say that?
At least it helps the biscuits go down.
You will get the hang of this eventually.
C'mon, it'll take the edge off.
They're so small! And sad! Just look at them!
Heavens know you earned it.
Not many. Not many.
You're glad you have her.
...You'd still be too sober for this.
No one ever told you life was gonna be this way
Maybe some other fucking day, but not today.
How much do you think a live burial costs?
You don't need friends. They disappoint you.
One giant leap for Isabelle-kind
(Meet Isabelle.)
Life comes at you fast. Literally.
Got your check, but why do you feel like this?
You need to move on with your life.
Embraced by another man.
At least you didn't have to cover the bill.
...that's coming out of your paycheck.
Signs to be a better father.
Yeah, you really can't do this.
And losing.
You really need to be nicer to strangers.
...Who probably hates you.
Maybe you aren't as straight as you thought.
You deserved that.
You probably will regret this.
Pussy or nothing.
That probably could've been handled better
No really, we really need to see one
Why is she looking at you like that...
That wasn't as bad as you thought it would be.
You're already regretting this
Casual dating sucks
Maybe you should have asked her about her reputation before doing this...
Friends, you can handle that.
Friends are nice :)
Sometimes, friends are better
You really should have taken half of it.
Women Want Me
(Meet Inaya.)
(Meet Malik.)