The true ending has finally been revealed. Good job, PING.
That'll do PING. That'll do.
They were firing their lasers... and you survived.
You stopped all bases from being taken.
OH MY GOSH THAT WAS SO MANY OF THEM!
Sadist.
You finally killed Master Sphere... or did you?
What if the game stopped after this world? That'd be weird, huh?
You unlocked the final world. Praise be unto the cubes.
You really 'alien'ated those enemies!
Now you're being "pointed" into the right direction!
Oh wait, there is more? This isn't your traditional retro game, now is it?
ERROR! DESCRIPTION NOT FOUND.
Let's bounce out of here.
You've made it to the final world!
That was a'maze'ing!
Generic win message.
That's a lot of shots! Go get a life!
You really are the bomb!
Congrats! Even your mom would be proud of you!
Even though things were hard to see at times, you managed to beat it!
You really commanded that battle pretty well!
Now you're getting somewhere.
Good job I guess.
Another one bites the dust.
Good job! You beat the basic tutorial world!
The first step to an angular universe.
You achieved an achievement in PING! Good job! Here is an achievement for achieving an achievement!
The first of many deaths!
