Become inedible.
Finish a Story level with both sides covered in jam (jelly).
Finish a Story level with 100% edibility. No Marmalade allowed.
Spill the salt.
Get an A++ on a Story level.
Complete all Zero G Levels.
A++ all Story levels.
A++ all Rampage levels.
A++ all Cheese Hunt levels.
A++ all Zero G levels.
A++ all Bagel races.
Launch the Rocket.
Break the TV.
Use the Hairdryer.
Start the Chainsaw.
Get an A++ on a Cheese Hunt level.
Start the Lawnmower.
Start the car.
Finish a Cheese Hunt level with 100% integrity.
Finish a Zero G level using less than 100 fuel.
Finish a Story level using Magic Marmalade.
Finish a Story level with exactly 1% edibility.
Climb atop the Garbage Truck in any mode.
Use more than one heat source to toast yourself in a single Story run.
Get an A++ on a Rampage level.
Stand upright on the skateboard and ride it for 1m or more as the Wholemeal bread.
Completely cover yourself in butter and get toasted!
Stay airborne for over 5 seconds on any mode except Zero Gravity.
Take out the Starch Destroyer.
Get an A++ on a Bagel Race level.
Get an A++ on a Zero Gravity level.
Complete all Story Levels.
Complete all Cheese Hunt Levels.
Complete all Rampage Levels.
Complete all Bagel Levels.
