I am weak.
Okay. Fine!
Destroy the Cock Sauce Factory
Kill Kang :(
Punch a Toilet.
Get an S Rank on level 7-1 or 10-1.
Complete 9-1.
Complete level 666.
Beat Heaven.
"The game just called me a F$#!stick!"
Into the sun. Well done.
Hatred For None.
I understand and I wish to continue.
Kill the Comrade!
Rip both arms off a mech.
Survive the asteroid belt.
Load the crafting menu.
Defeat Kang's weird faceship.
Destroy bizarro Gamma Ray.
Defeat the Worm's heart.
Skip Credits.
Have mercy. Let the Comrade live.
No peace! Kill the Comrade!
Kick the Comrade's ass!
Get a million points on 1-1.
Complete a level with the middle finger censored.
Survive the tutorial!
Beat a Level without taking damage.
Destroy the space station!
Destroy the Battle Dome without taking damage.