You are really unlucky.
You won the Super Racket's match against Noseferatchu.
You studied Professor's Orange's theories to come out intact.
You disproved Professor Orange's quantum battle theory.
Remain true to yourself.
Nothing is lost.
You showed-off your dexterity by jump-rolling 1,000 times.
Yet you stand.
You found Irvine three times.
You succesfully fixed the broken door in the Cosmic Hub.
Oil soaked hands.
You refused to die against Gold Pig.
You enjoyed the smell of the flowers.
You avoided certain death.
The mirror of truth revealed some secrets to you.
You discovered the bright secret inside the chest.
You beat the Evil Wizard and saved the village.
You set everyone free.
They like that very much.
You managed to kill the beast.
How long is this desert?
I hope you enjoyed the journey, but there is still more to uncover.
Your patience is admirable.
You are half way there!
You killed the developers of the game. How is that possible?
Learning the power of the soulbound gems.
Your reflexes are comparable to a Cat God!
You are really good at avoiding the flames.
You truly are non-flammable.
Learning the dark truths about the Everhood.
Learning about Brown mage's thoughts.
You managed to retrieve your arm.
There are no absolute truths.
