Participate in 100 games of Smash 'N Grab.
Win 10 times in Sudden Dad Overtime.
Climb 5000 floors in Corporate Ladder.
Participate in 100 games of Diaper Sniper.
Participate in 100 games of Corporate Ladder.
Climb 1000 floors in Corporate Ladder.
Punch 1000 coins out of other dads.
Climb 500 floors in Corporate Ladder.
Raise your totem to the top in Totem Toppers.
Capture a baby within 2 seconds of spawning.
Win a game of Smash 'N Grab without ever letting go of your baby.
Capture a baby from three different teams in a single round.
Deny the capture of your baby on a dad just steps from his door.
Lock the doors and deny the capture of your baby on a dad just steps from his door.
Capture a fat baby.
Hit 100 other dads by throwing your own baby.
Hit a dad with your own fat baby.
Hit 3 other dads with a single punch.
Eliminate yourself within 2 seconds of the start of a Diaper Sniper round.
Win a Diaper Sniper round by eliminating 3 other dads yourself.
Eliminate another dad within 2 seconds of the start of a Diaper Sniper round.
Punch a Diaper Brick out of mid-air.
Finish a Corporate Ladder game without picking up any coins.
Eliminate yourself in Diaper Sniper.
Hit a dad with his own baby.
Hit a dad with his own skull.
