Complete any level in under 00:02:50
Collect Time Bonuses 150 times.
Find a faster mode of travel.
Find the pew pews and the shooty bits.
Blue and Orange have died 1,500 times between them.
Collect Time Bonuses 25 times.
Find out how to turn back time.
Blue and Orange have died 250 times between them.
Blue and Orange have died 50 times between them.
Learn something (very) important.
Unlock every level.
Find out that not everything's bolted down.
Look, they aren't portals okay?
Stretch your concentration further than before.
Complete every level.
Be able to turn on those big puppy dog eyes.
Find some strange rectangular friends.
Achieve B Rank or higher on every level.
Achieve A Rank or higher on every level.
Achieve S Rank on every level.
Have a Total Completion Time of under 38:00:00
