Look at that, you actually collect all collectibles! Bravo.
Look at that, you actually collect all collectibles in chapter 7! Bravo.
Look at that, you actually complete chapter 7! Bravo.
Look at that, you actually complete chapter 6! Bravo.
Look at that, you actually collect all collectibles in chapter 6! Bravo.
Look at that, you actually complete chapter 5! Bravo.
Well, you did it: collect all collectibles in chapter 5! Not bad!
Well, you did it: collect all collectibles in chapter 4! Not bad!
Look at that, you actually complete chapter 4! Bravo.
Well, you did it: use 30 jump pads! Not bad!
Well, you did it: use 25 jump pads! Not bad!
Well, you did it: use 20 jump pads! Not bad!
Look at that, you actually complete chapter 3! Bravo.
Well, you did it: use 15 jump pads! Not bad!
Well, you did it: collect all collectibles in chapter 3! Not bad!
Well, you did it: die 22 times! Not bad!
Well, you did it: die 20 times! Not bad!
Well, you did it: die 18 times! Not bad!
You did it: use 10 jump pads! Who saw that coming?
Well, you did it: die 16 times! Not bad!
Well, you did it: die 14 times! Not bad!
Look at that, you actually complete chapter 2! Bravo.
Well, you did it: die 12 times! Not bad!
Well, you did it: collect all collectibles in chapter 2! Not bad!
You did it: use 5 jump pads! Who saw that coming?
Well, you did it: die 10 times! Not bad!
Well, you did it: die 8 times! Not bad!
You did it: complete 15 levels without dying! Who saw that coming?
Look at that, you actually complete chapter 1! Bravo.
Well, you did it: collect all collectibles in chapter 1! Not bad!
Well, you did it: die 6 times! Not bad!
You did it: complete 10 levels without dying! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 200 times! Who saw that coming?
Well, you did it: die 4 times! Not bad!
You did it: jump 190 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 180 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 170 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 160 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 150 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 140 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: complete 5 levels without dying! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 130 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 120 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 110 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 100 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: destroy 36 weak blocks! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 90 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: destroy 33 weak blocks! Who saw that coming?
You did it: destroy 30 weak blocks! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 80 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: destroy 27 weak blocks! Who saw that coming?
You did it: destroy 24 weak blocks! Who saw that coming?
You did it: destroy 21 weak blocks! Who saw that coming?
You did it: destroy 18 weak blocks! Who saw that coming?
You did it: destroy 15 weak blocks! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 70 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 60 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: complete a level without dying! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 50 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: destroy 12 weak blocks! Who saw that coming?
Well, you did it: die 2 times! Not bad!
You did it: jump 40 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 30 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: destroy 9 weak blocks! Who saw that coming?
You did it: destroy 6 weak blocks! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 20 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: destroy 3 weak blocks! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump 10 times! Who saw that coming?
You did it: destroy your first weak block! Who saw that coming?
You did it: jump for the first time!! Who saw that coming?