Destroy the Battle Dome without taking damage.
Complete level 666.
Beat Heaven.
Into the sun. Well done.
I am weak.
Hatred For None.
Okay. Fine!
Kill the Comrade!
Defeat the Worm's heart.
Load the crafting menu.
Have mercy. Let the Comrade live.
Get a million points on 1-1.
Punch a Toilet.
Complete 9-1.
Destroy the Cock Sauce Factory
I understand and I wish to continue.
Kill Kang :(
Get an S Rank on level 7-1 or 10-1.
Skip Credits.
Rip both arms off a mech.
Survive the asteroid belt.
Destroy bizarro Gamma Ray.
Defeat Kang's weird faceship.
Complete a level with the middle finger censored.
No peace! Kill the Comrade!
Kick the Comrade's ass!
"The game just called me a F$#!stick!"
Destroy the space station!
Beat a Level without taking damage.
Survive the tutorial!