Participate in 100 games of Diaper Sniper.
Participate in 100 games of Smash 'N Grab.
Climb 5000 floors in Corporate Ladder.
Participate in 100 games of Corporate Ladder.
Punch 1000 coins out of other dads.
Win 10 times in Sudden Dad Overtime.
Win a game of Smash 'N Grab without ever letting go of your baby.
Hit 100 other dads by throwing your own baby.
Hit a dad with your own fat baby.
Lock the doors and deny the capture of your baby on a dad just steps from his door.
Eliminate yourself within 2 seconds of the start of a Diaper Sniper round.
Finish a Corporate Ladder game without picking up any coins.
Climb 1000 floors in Corporate Ladder.
Climb 500 floors in Corporate Ladder.
Capture a baby within 2 seconds of spawning.
Capture a fat baby.
Hit a dad with his own baby.
Hit 3 other dads with a single punch.
Hit a dad with his own skull.
Eliminate another dad within 2 seconds of the start of a Diaper Sniper round.
Win a Diaper Sniper round by eliminating 3 other dads yourself.
Deny the capture of your baby on a dad just steps from his door.
Raise your totem to the top in Totem Toppers.
Capture a baby from three different teams in a single round.
Punch a Diaper Brick out of mid-air.
Eliminate yourself in Diaper Sniper.
