Purchased the "Sellout" achievement from the bonus store.
Spent over $100,000 in the bonus store.
Finished an act with Hardcore Mode on.
Deflated the Inflatable Wavy Tube Man in under 30 seconds.
Shot all the cans in the Prologue.
Visited the Download Content screen to see what new content is available.
Completed a level with "Lefty Mode" enabled.
Cut the strings that controlled the Gunstringer. Congratulations on your newfound freedom!
Took down a bunch of the developers.
Defeated the Lady of the Dead.
Walked amongst the dead and confronted the Lady of the Dead.
Fell into the underworld.
Kill 18,675,30...you know, that's kind of a lot. I think you've killed enough.
Invoked the wrath of the Lady of the Dead.
Defeated the Beard Master.
Dropped into the Dojo.
Defeated the Kite Dragon.
Rode a rocket from the Great Wall to the hidden dojo.
Strafed and killed 100 enemies while strapped to a rocket in "The Great Wall of Vengeance".
Fought through to the Great Wall.
Defeated the Madam.
Arrived at the Madam's headquarters.
Drove a paddleboat into New Orleans.
Befriended the Gatorjack.
Collected every taco and heart in an act.
Arrived at the Lumberjack Sawmill.
Maintained a kill streak above 25x.
Defeated the Oil Baron.
Completed an act with a friend.
Reached the Oil Baron's derrick.
Fell thousands of feet and survived.
Defeated the Sheriff and derailed a train.
While in a shootout, you shot a bullet that was right in front of your face. Nice!
Reached the clifftop and took out the Baron's billboard painter.
Killed more than six enemies in one round of firing.
Defeated the Inflatable Wavy Tube Man.
Awarded cash for every heart in an act.
Completed all acts in a play without ever dropping to one heart.
Didn't hit a single object while piloting the paddleboat.
Reached the end of "Requiem for a Gunstringer" without losing a single heart.
Complete an act with commentary enabled.
Reached a Gold Medal score on a single act.
Completed an act with every modifier enabled.
Collected a gold medal, hardcore award, and 2P award in a single act.
Won gold medals in all acts of a single play.
Found the achievement hidden in a piece of concept art. We hope it makes up for your poor choices.
You gold medalled the entire game! Congratulations!
Purchased everything in the bonus store.
Wow. You beat every play on hardcore without dying. You are a golden god.
Your awesomeness was detected. Congratulations on being awesome!
Made a real good purchase.
FINALLY shot a dog after a long series of shootouts.
Beat a friend in 2 Player mode.
Killed 10 Jetpack Outlaws in one shot.
Sliced 10 ducks with one shot.
Earned a Real Big Score.
Did some Real Big Shootin' and got a Real Big Multiplier.
Beat every type of special condition.
Completed every unique round in Real Big Shootin'.
Did some Real Big Shootin' without getting hit.
Congratulations on your wise purchase!
Found the Madam's Saloon.
Managed to find El Diablo a bride.
Didn't harm any innocents while on your adventure.
Didn't let a single enemy run away.
Shot every innocent at least once. You monster.
Destroyed 100 pieces of furniture.
Juggled a cow a dozen times.
Juggled a cow 30 times.
Kept a cow afloat for 30 seconds.