Sadly we have no knives, so you won't be running any faster. (Got a hatshot.)
Onwards, adventure awaits!
He had it coming to him. (Captured the Oil Tycoon's Mansion with Rancher Bob.)
Rancher Franchise Made.
You know exactly what's on his person. (Gathered all clues about the murderer.)
Kept all buffalo alive during a Buffalo Drive.
Soberly together again.
They were all in on it!
Dispatching justice will require style! (Bought an outfit.)
Two thousand dollars in the bank. It's a lot of money. Takes me three years to earn it!
A side of justice with your revenge? (Completed 5 wanted posters.)
Can't read my.. (Won 5 hands of poker.)
They read it, you weep. (Lost 5 rounds of poker.)
You just can't keep your hands off the stuff. (Had 5 drinks.)
Made the graveyard safe to visit.
Beat the game with less than 20 kills.
Beat the game as the Gunslinger.
Your Dad was the Murderer.
Sister got the river in Santa Anna flowing again.
Trains back in town. (Got the trains running again.)
Found the Movie Set.
You pretty much shot more people than actually exist, congratulations! (Killed 250 people.)
Don't go thinking you're Annie Oakley, those three hatshots in a row were just a fluke.
Explored all the things (more than 120% of the map.)
Bla, bla, bla. You just keep jabbering on. (Had 100 gunversations.)
Explored more than 100% of the map.
Obviously you had to shoot all those people, they were coming right for you! (Killed 100 people.)
Explored 100% of the map.
That buffalo wasn't even wearing the right hat. (Killed 10 buffalo.)
Explored 50% of the map.
So you had to shoot a few people, right? No big deal. (Killed 25 people.)
Where do you think you're going? (Shot 10 empty bottles.)
Now where is that deputy?
This again? We know we just gave you a gun, but you might not want to shoot everyone. (Shot Uncle.)
He shot you? That's not what is supposed to happen. (Got shot by your brother.)
Come on now, what did those lizards ever do to you? (Killed 5 lizards.)
Unlocked all playable Characters.
Beat the game without getting shot.
Beat the game in less than an hour.
Beat the game as the Brother.
Beat the game as the Sister.
Beat the game as the Indian.
It speaks louder than words. (Pulled your weapon 50 times during gunversations.)
Magnificent might be a bit of stretch, but the Seven part is undeniable. (Befriended the Beefheads.)
Discovered the secret of the animal statues.
Unlocked all Weapons.
Unlocked all hats at the Haberdasher.
You just became the biggest star here, since there isn't anyone left except for a few extras.
You were the Murderer.
Your family wouldn't give up their land.
Too much PDA, bro.
Your mother loved an Indian, and was hiding them in the walls.
You found all the endings!
Prevented any packages from being stolen during the Carriage Protection.
Kept Rancher Bob, Bell and Cobb alive during the Mansion Attack.
Retake our land! (Help the Indians takes back their land.)
Like playing monopoly. (Completed the Oil Tycoon's quest line.)
Made peace between Indians and Military.
He has such great personalities.
Sheriff's back to kicking Ass. (Helped the Sheriff gain his courage.)
Sheriff's worse than when you met him.
Mrs. Tressabell Gunslinger.
Mrs. Tressabell Sheriff.
Mrs. Tressabell Johnston.
The Beefheads playing for the other side.
From mayhem to meats, the Beefheads did it all.
The banditos are back to causing trouble.
Finally got that Miner's Hat.
It sh*ts money.
Digging beyond the veil.
Lost Miner reunited with Miner's Wife.
Lost Miner and Miner's Wife both move on.
Freed all of the Buffalo enslaved by the Ranchers.
Helped the Indians get past the Military Blockade.
The sheriff helped you 3 times.
Buffalo wearing hats and stripes. (Helped the Union prepare for battle.)
A place to start over.
Talked to Oilrig Manager at every drilling location.
Convinced the Ticket Salesman that you're from the Transcontinental Express.
