Give Big Foot some shoes
Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down
Run naked on the football field
You touched the servers
Goat Castle - Reach S Tier
Goat Castle - Reach A Tier
Become Queen of all the goats
Goat Castle - Reach B Tier
Goat Castle - Reach C Tier
Goat Castle - Reach D Tier
Start the Alien invasion
Unlock the Capra Erectus
Find the secret garage
Find the shady merchant
Sit through the entire yoga session
Find the trainstation
Interact with the shrunken shrink house
Buy the Gators shoes
Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot
Become an Egg
Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!
Lick the croissant
Find the perfectly round boulder
Find That clown
Run on the beach in slow motion
Goat Castle - Reach E Tier
Get flung out of the map
Synchronize with all the Goat Towers
Goat Castle - Reach F Tier
Sit through the intro
Lick a banana as an Abominana
Complete all Instincts
Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur
Redecorate the entire Goat Castle
Enter the super secret container rave
Jump off all Ramps
Find all movie tapes
Find all Trinkets
Unlock all the achievements
Find all Broken Relics
Take a ride on Charons boat
Find the Deep Stone
Sit through the whole history documentary
Experience the entire Black Meze tour
Find the Kidney Stone
Find the Knowledge Stone
Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy
Find the Space Stone
Find all Multiverse Trinkets
Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat
Help all the patients as Dr. Pilgor
Lick the flying train
What a cop-out
Open the Vault
Fully Upgrade Pilgor Town
Find all Baadlands Trinkets
Find all Golden Wheels
Complete all Baadlands Instincts
Complete all Hooferdome Courses
Drive 42.195 km with your motorcycle
Make a pineapple pizza
Drive a compacted vehicle