Give Big Foot some shoes
Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down
Run naked on the football field
You touched the servers
Goat Castle - Reach S Tier
Goat Castle - Reach A Tier
Become Queen of all the goats
Goat Castle - Reach B Tier
Goat Castle - Reach C Tier
Goat Castle - Reach D Tier
Start the Alien invasion
Unlock the Capra Erectus
Find the secret garage
Find the shady merchant
Sit through the entire yoga session
Find the trainstation
Interact with the shrunken shrink house
Buy the Gators shoes
Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot
Become an Egg
Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!
Lick the croissant
Find the perfectly round boulder
Find That clown
Run on the beach in slow motion
Goat Castle - Reach E Tier
Get flung out of the map
Synchronize with all the Goat Towers
Goat Castle - Reach F Tier
Sit through the intro
Lick a banana as an Abominana
Complete all Instincts
Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur
Redecorate the entire Goat Castle
Enter the super secret container rave
Jump off all Ramps
Find all movie tapes
Find all Trinkets
Unlock all the achievements