Play a tune.
Find batteries.
Burn the money in the safe.
Destroy EVERY dish.
Destroy the gas station.
Decimate the hedge maze.
Kill a spider by dropping an anvil on it.
Destroy the printer using the RPG.
Sink a putt.
Knock every letter off Kill It With Fire HQ.
Transform a Spiderling hatched from a Queen into a Queen.
Kill a Jumping Spider in mid-air.
Find every upgrade.
Shoot a spider with the Revolver from a long distance.
Complete a mission while in Tiny Mode.
Kill a spider after being webbed.
360 no-scope a spider with the Assault Rifle.
Kill an Exploding Spider with C4.
Find all equipment.
Find every tracker upgrade.
Execute Contingency Omega.
Find every flavor.
Kill every type of spider.
Face the music.
