Murder the Pope.
Clear level 'Run Coward' without dying and collecting the Stars.
Clear level 'Over By Christmas' without dying and collect both Stars.
Collect every star.
Beat all Gold Times.
Earn 0 deaths on every level.
Get every Star, beat every Gold Time, and earn 0 deaths in every level.
Earn every Objective.
Go through your first portal in Infinite Love Mode.
Go through five portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.
Go through ten portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.
Survive Glorg.
Go through fifteen portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.
Go through twenty portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.
Go through twenty-five portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.
Clear 'A Jungle Welcome.'
Clear 'Emotional Mess.'
Clear 'The Rabbit Hole.'
Kill Spike.
Complete all the holiday levels.
Defeat World 1 within 10 minutes.
Defeat World 2 within 17 minutes.
Defeat The Groove Wizard.
Defeat World 3 within 22 minutes.
Defeat World 4 within 26 Minutes.
Take the shortest route in An Evil Portal Mess.
Bounce on exactly 22 arrows in 'A YOLO Snow Mess.'
Beat 'A Laser Danger Mess' without dying or using smash.
Complete every level in 'A Hot Sticky Mess.'
Clean the clock on all gold times in 'A Hot Sticky Mess.'
Bounce on less than 7 arrows in 'A YOLO Snow Mess.'
Survive 40 seconds in 'Slow Dance' without dying.
Clear 'Slow Dance' without killing anything.
Clear 'Babylon' without killing anything.
Clear Level 'Flap Your Brains Out.'
Clear 'Ol' Ball and Chain.
Clear every level in World 4.
