You went to bed with more than one person and... Well, why do you think we blacked out the screen?
You, or a friend, committed an act of public indecency. Oh, the shame of it.
You, or a friend, have taken purity or corruption to its utmost extreme.
Everybody knows black is the coolest colour.
You, or a friend, showed what it takes to be a model employee.
The Needs of The Few' has condemned thousands to death so that loved ones might live.
The Needs of the Many' has sacrificed loved ones so that many more will live.
The Needs of the One' has condemned thousands to death for nothing but gold.
You, or a friend, kicked a poor, defenceless chicken. Good thing they have reinforced feathers.
You were there when the Hero of Skill was recruited.
You, or a friend, plunged an incredible 500 feet off a cliff. Heights hold no fears for Heroes.
You, or a friend, hit three targets with one shot. Reaver himself would be envious.
You were there when the Hero of Will was recruited.
Tattoos are forever. Just like this achievement.
You, or a friend, have taken morality to its utmost extreme. Neutral Heroes are so boring.
So, proud of yourself? Big brave hunter killed an innocent rabbit? How do you sleep at night?
You, or a friend, got married! You don't remember the wedding night? You were probably drunk.
A gift was sent to an Xbox LIVE friend. Aren't Heroes nice people?
You were there when the Hero of Strength was recruited.
You, or a friend, convinced someone to hand over a present.
You, or a friend, threw a really swinging party. No one spreads joy like a Hero.
You achieved a co-op combat bonus.
The whole of Albion has heard the songs you've commissioned about yourself. Show-off.
There is nothing more fulfilling than doing one's job well!
You, or a friend, managed to steal something from a house while people stood nearby.
Your dog, or another Hero's, has one more trick in his repertoire.
You, or a friend, performed a perfect expression and impressed a villager. Heroes are such a posers.
You, or a friend, changed titles. We still know who you really are. No one hides from us.
Thag the Impatient has been defeated. Albion has a new Hero.
You, or your friend, played fetch with the dog. That little fellow just loves to play.
You, or a friend, excavated a site discovered by the dog and found something.
A child Hero collected five gold pieces for a fateful purpose.
You, or a friend, organised the perfect date. Let's hope it was worth the trouble.
You, or a friend, have contributed to the population of Albion.
You uncovered the gargoyles' treasure. The cheeky rocks have mocked you for the last time.
Bandits deserve having their minds messed with, and it's also jolly good fun!
A property was sold for twice its original value. Now that's good business.
Are achievements really worth the lives of so many innocents? Probably.
A Hero won 500 gold at a tavern game in one sitting. Time for more gambling!
Marriage is so great, one might as well do it twice!
You, or a friend, spread the joy (and pain) of intoxication to five people in under three minutes.
You have turned hollow man-killing into an artform. Turns out it wasn't a flesh wound.
You, or a friend, have mastered the chain attack. Lightning-quick strikes are almost unstoppable.
Five human enemies were killed with one magnificent spell.
There is no richer Hero in the whole of Albion!
You, or a friend, found every single silver key in Albion. Some would call you obsessive. Not us.
You, or a friend, have gathered every expression, pet trick and ability available. Such dedication.
You, or a friend, are the most famous person in Albion. Heroes deserve to be celebrities!
You, or a friend, collected all the Hero dolls. Shame you can't auction them off now.
You performed a perfect co-op expression. Isn't it nice playing together?
Thanks to heroic trading skills, every mystery item in The Box of Secrets has been uncovered.
You, or a friend, recovered all the totems in Knothole Island and reactivated the Weather Chamber.
You, or another Hero, have recovered the lost lore of Knothole Island.
Heroes are the harbingers of injuries both painful and comedic. Which explains the 25 groin shots.
Being a Hero isn't just about quests, it's about spreading the love. A lot of love.
All the Demon Doors in Albion have been opened. No wonder there’s an unnatural draught.
You have seen what is to come. But will you be ready for the future when it arrives?
You, or a friend, managed to find all of Murgo's statuettes. A career in swindling beckons.
A balverine Hero scared five innocent bystanders. How were they to know it was just a costume?
Nothing makes people laugh more than hobbes dressed as heroes. Except Heroes dressed as hobbes.
You, or a friend, brought a wave of nausea to five poor people. It was probably fake rotting flesh.
20,000 Colosseum points! Few have attained such a landmark. Less than a million, probably.
You, or a friend, reached an impressive multiplier of 10 in the intimidating Colosseum.
The Colosseum's resident necromancer stood little chance against such a Hero.
A Hero dressed as a chicken and proceeded to kick many of its own kind. We're sickened.
You, or a friend, managed to collect all the special dyes secreted in other worlds.
