You prevented universal taxation
You grew all the heart fruits!
You found all the hats.
You got nuked, kiddo.
You destroyed words written by a tyrant.
You destroyed every single tax document.
You fainted on the Limitless Line.
You defeated ???.
You defeated the conductor.
You ripped up your own deed.
You defeated Corrupt Onion and beat the game.
You ripped up a letter from our dad.
You destroyed the book that taught everyone how to speak.
You read and ripped up part of a diary.
You ripped up an old newspaper.
You broke some computer software.
You tore up a nuclear hazard information sheet.
You got a dirty shovel.
You ripped up a letter to the dead.
You destroyed someone else's deed.
You destroyed FlipFlop's last chance.
You destroyed a vandalized poster.
You destroyed a waifu.
You ripped up Matt's MIA notice
You tore up Matt's draft letter.
You destroyed a receipt for seeds.
You ripped a lame book in half.
You shredded slayQueen32's autograph.
You obtained a hunk of gold that makes you feel good.
You tore up someone's 1099.
You ripped up a receipt in the trash.
You brutally murdered Jerry and ripped up his rent.
You grew your own Soil Sword!
You ripped up a wanted poster.
You obtained your first hat.
You tore up a love letter.
You committed tax evasion!