Started the game!
Chose "That can't be right. You must be misinterpreting the data somehow. You were rushed."
Chose "I mean, I can't move my arms either," giving Beatrice an opening for a really bad pun.
Chose "Just leave me the f#ck alone," because that's what you needed.
Found the first ending.
Finished the credits. Thanks for playing!
Found the second ending.
Chose "Clearly, you can still chat," because your sense of sarcasm remains intact.
Chose "My name is Cort, jack#ss," reinforcing your own entity.
Chose "F#CK MY GIANT METALLIC BODY," because it is killing you.