You haven't slept for two days and nights.
You've completed the first quest.
You've finished the game in Hardcore Mode.
You've finished the game in Hardcore Mode with all negative perks.
Your path in Hardcore Mode has come to an untimely end. Requiescat in pace.
You've ensured the renewal of Pribyslavitz.
You've renewed the whole of Pribyslavitz without being able to read.
You've made Pribyslavitz the richest village in the province.
Fritz and Matthew have moved to Pribyslavitz.
Everyone recognises you at first sight as the Rattay tourney champion.
Your trust in Lord Capon is indisputable. Or you're an idiot.
You've been of invaluable assistance to the great lover, Sir Hans Capon.
You won the dice tournament in the robber baron's camp.
You came, you saw and you took Capon's necklace. Why make an unnecessary fuss?
You've taken your revenant duties very seriously in your haunting of Ledetchko.
You've buried Lev in hallowed ground.
You've buried Lev next to his family.
You tracked down the raiders who attacked the farm.
You ensured a timely raid on the mill to rescue the girls there, even at the cost of a risky fight.
You promised Jakey you'd let him go, and you kept your word.
You left Jakey tied to the tree to consider the error of his ways.
Even men who fight for coin have their honour. You succeeded in reminding Kuno of his.
The Ring of Bacchus made its way back to Kuno.
You were robbed of the Ring of Bacchus. Tough luck!
All the survivors have been rescued.
Henry suffered a mortal splinter wound during swordplay with you.
You played Theresa's story out to the bitter end.
You didn't do a single thing your father asked.
You recovered Pavel's treasure without being discovered by the Cumans.
You were supposed to play dice, not hang around the outhouse!
You decided to see what Henslin had in his braies without being observed.
You committed every sin Johanka could come up with.
You killed the murderer and threw his body down the same shaft he hid his victims in.
You saved Johanka for the most grievous charge of heresy. Now she can live happily with Matthias.
You did your Christian duty and reported to the Inquisitor all the wrongdoing in the province.
You've become addicted to alcohol.
You've been full to bursting for two days.
You've starved for three days.
You've read twenty books.
You've brewed fifteen types of potion.
You've killed twenty enemies by stealth.
You've bagged fifty animals.
You've reached the maximum Speech level.
People love you everywhere you go.
You've completed all quests.
You finished the game without killing anyone (except Runt, but he had it coming).
You've killed 200 people.
You've discovered all the locations on the map.
You won the Talmberg horse race.
You've walked more than 50 Km.
You've found all wayside shrines and conciliatory crosses.
You've stolen things with a total value of 30,000 Groschen.
You've reached the maximum level.
You've carried out 100 combos.
You've killed 50 enemies with headshots.
You've saved 2,000 Groschen by haggling.
You've saved up 5,000 Groschen.
You've spent three days in prison.
You've collected 10,000 herbs.
You've won 1,000 Groschen at dice.
You saved Theresa from the Cumans.
You've joined Sir Radzig's garrison.
You saved Lord Capon from the Cumans.
You saved Ginger from the bandits.
You killed Runt.
You've become a monk.
You found out who your real father is.
The Vranik encampment has been conquered.
You did everything you could in the siege of Talmberg.
You finished the main story line.
You burned to death in the first quest. Congratulations!
You got drunk with the parish priest.
You healed all the sick in Merhojed.
You had a romantic affair with Theresa the millmaid.
You seduced your Lord's lady wife.
You've condemned your friends to death.
You found out about Erik's past.
You've become the Talmberg Master Huntsman.
You drove Wolflin out of the province.
You sabotaged all three planned executions.
You've danced with Satan himself.
You finished the game as a virgin.
