Find all collectibles
Tag 10 walls.
Gather $1000000
Blow up all pirate ships
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters
Find all the pony horses.
Visit the badehaus.
Complete test chambers.
Headbutt all alien eggs
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Run wild with the Podrunner.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Trash the server room
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Jörgen
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Survive 10 days
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Just finish that one LAST job.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
A Trip to the Moon.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Buy all hats
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Find all collectibles on level 7
Find all the blocks
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Travel to space!
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Do no evil
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Finish all manual quests
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Win the title bout!
