Thanks for playing!
Not the time, noor the place.
No one has to know...
Back at it again at the bad decisions depot!
That was certainly something
At least your baby mother isn't slashing your tires...
You should probably turn your brightness down.
...the way you drive these girls away.
Maybe next time? Don't talk about your divorce so much
Come on...
Why is your kid better at this than you are?
Holding the hand of your two loves.
If you love her, let her go, or whatever it was that guy said in the song.
It's actually really attractive to absolutely lose your mind when told about yourself for even a min
Personal growth? In MY lesbian? It's more likely than you think.
This is for the best...
Mission accomplished
(Meet Emhari.)
It can only wait so long.
Get it together, girl!
Could've been the one.
Oops.
Why did you say that?
At least it helps the biscuits go down.
Not many. Not many.
You're glad you have her.
...You'd still be too sober for this.
C'mon, it'll take the edge off.
They're so small! And sad! Just look at them!
Maybe some other fucking day, but not today.
How much do you think a live burial costs?
You don't need friends. They disappoint you.
NOTHING NOW, BITCHES
Okay? Okay.
You will get the hang of this eventually.
No one ever told you life was gonna be this way
Heavens know you earned it.
One giant leap for Isabelle-kind
(Meet Isabelle.)
That probably could've been handled better
That wasn't as bad as you thought it would be.
Casual dating sucks
Maybe you should have asked her about her reputation before doing this...
You really should have taken half of it.
No really, we really need to see one
Why is she looking at you like that...
You're already regretting this
Friends, you can handle that.
Friends are nice :)
Sometimes, friends are better
(Meet Inaya.)
Life comes at you fast. Literally.
Got your check, but why do you feel like this?
At least you didn't have to cover the bill.
...that's coming out of your paycheck.
Yeah, you really can't do this.
Maybe you aren't as straight as you thought.
You really need to be nicer to strangers.
Pussy or nothing.
You deserved that.
You need to move on with your life.
Embraced by another man.
Signs to be a better father.
And losing.
...Who probably hates you.
You probably will regret this.
Women Want Me
(Meet Malik.)