Collect 1,000,000 in coins. Keep the change, Doc!
Beat an Act online. You may fire when ready, grisly!
Produce an atomic combo level 9. So - you’re the one behind all this…
Beat Low Noon in local co-op play. Brother - what a way to run a railroad!
Beat Excape of Excalibur in local co-op play. Okay, have it your way!
Finish an act with both players wearing supersuits. Does my butt look big in this?
Beat The Log Ness Monster in local co-op play. It’s great what you can do with wire and light bulbs?
Win a Battle. Wow, that old babe means to do me some serious hoit.
Beat the par time for In De-Nile. Holy freholas, that thing runs faster than me!
Beat the par time for Scooterway Scramble! I go take my siesta now.
Find the Michigan J. Frog trophy. Do the Michigan rag!
Find the Porky Pig trophy. Gosh, here we go again!
Find the Wile E. Coyote trophy. Allow me to introduce myself - my name is mud.
Produce a level 12 combo. Soives ya right!
Beat the par time for Whack-Tastic Robot-Bash. Whoops, had the silly thing in reverse.
Find the Tweety Bird trophy. Awww, isn’t he a darling little tweety-bird?
Beat Whack-Tastic Robot-Bash without dying. You are a mental case.
Finish the First Act without collecting any Health. Now who'd go and do a dirty thing like that?
Fully max out each character's Illudium. Aw, don't be so danged literal, Mac!
Completed the game! The whole darn shootin'-match!! You'll probably hate yourself in the morning…
Complete chapter 9 - Wackyland. It's simply marrrrrvellous Dali-ng.
Complete chapter 8 - WW1. Holy cats, I've been drafted!
Complete chapter 7 - Mars. Hugo first, there's an abomin-abale snowperson in here!
Smash 500 Enemies. So, goodbye to you - and farewell to thee!
Used every weapon! ...I cannot fight no more against such genius.
Complete chapter 6 - Egypt. Say `sayonara' to the Sahara!
Find the Road Runner trophy. Rock - falling - what'll I do?
Complete chapter 5 - A Warm Place! Bet you thought you’d finish this one when Heck freezed over?
Complete chapter 4 - Taz World. The derring-doest daringest-duo in the double-blunder Down-Under!
Beat Volcano Way Out without dying. All right that settles it.
Collect 500,000 in coins. I need what little I've got
Complete chapter 3 -Wild West. Give them con-sarned no-good blumding-varmints…
Find the Yosemite Sam trophy. Enter, o seeker of knowledge. That's you, fathead.
Complete chapter 2 - Camelot. (Please Don't Feed The Camels)
Produce a level 9 combo. Oh, you again?
Produce a level 6 combo. You asked for it!
Smash 200 Enemies. And I thought this was gonna be a dull day!
Beat The Muddy Evil Forest without dying. Ya crazy idjit!
Complete chapter 1 - Dr Frankenbeans Castle... I love what you’ve done with those cobwebs!
Collect 250,000 in coins. Hmmm, not bad!
Smash 100 Enemies. Hey - this promises to be fun!
Successfully complete the Tutorial. (By the way - it's more fun if you cheat)
Produce an atomic combo level 9 online. Adios, you chicken-pluckin little stinker!
Play online with someone who has Bugs' bug. Hooo-weee! Gotta git yourself a hobby!
