Realized that there is no better program than superhot.exe.
Slaughtered countless enemies just to get a non-existent reward.
Proven your skill in killing Red Dudes in weird ways.
Transformed into a precise killing machine in Real Time!
Became part of the cult.
Jumped a lot to find hidden terminals.
Transformed into a precise killing machine.
Strategically moved and timed actions to destroy enemies more effectively.
Squashed, broke and smeared an enemy under your heavy boots.
Gained full access to killing simulation rooms.
Cruelly impaled two cypher beings with a sharp object.
Frantically waved your weapon left and right in order to feel like an action movie hero.
Boy
Good
Came to a certain realization about yourself.
Been
A
Probably deliberately made a katana and a projectile collide.
You've
Seen a gruesome sight of an exploading head more than 100 times.
Demonstrated utter desperation and addiction to the system.
Experienced a direct contact with the system.
Encountered a disconnection bug.
Probably accidentaly made two projectiles collide.
Turned into a cog in an advertisment campaign.
