Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Just finish that one LAST job.
A Trip to the Moon.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Trash the server room
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
It never erupts when you want it to.
Do a card trick at the magician
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Find all collectibles on level 7
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Travel to space!
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Finish all manual quests
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Do no evil
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters
Blow up all pirate ships
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Headbutt all alien eggs
Find all collectibles
Gather $1000000
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the Podrunner.
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.
