TheSonOfJazzy

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

So much to do so much to see

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

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Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Just plain lucky

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Speed baking I

Speed baking II

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

God complex

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Endless cycle

Last Chance to See

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

All-natural cane sugar

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Four-leaf cookie

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

When the cookies ascend just right

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Gaseous assets

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Seven horseshoes

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

True Neverclick

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Speed baking III