Trigger a gut grenade in mid-air
You shouldn't pet the sheep
Sooey! Feedin' time!
Mahlzeit
Eat 2005 brains
Demand a sequel.
100% the dance battle. We thought that was impossible.
You're a zombie that died.
Get killed by an airstrike
Get run over by a vehicle
Get killed by a robot
It's been 15 years. You ate your first brain. Was it worth it?
Load a jeep up with the squad
We got a twitcher!
Your friends all just read that achievement title. You need help.
Land a jump tackle
Complete the painfully slow, forced tutorial
Now you're getting the hang of it!
Clear your calendar.
Bon apetit
Give Stubbs a hand!
Do it for the meme!
We know what you did.
So many deals!
You look good in those genes.
Soil the water supply with your finely aged urine
Neither rain, nor sleet, nor bullets, nor brains
Eh, shake it off
10 kills with a single Sputum Head
Possess each type of enemy once
10 Sod-O-Mobile kills
Beat the game in under two hours
10 Tank kills
5 Tractor Kills
Stun 10 enemies with your Unholy Flatulence
