The gargantupine threat has been contained.
I choose you and your little dog, too! You've collected 40 bestiary scrolls.
You've achieved 100 achievements. What an achievement!
Nothing stays frozen around you, you ice breaker!
Savant, now that's a nifty word, and you totally deserve it in all matters regarding Fire.
Savant, now that's a nifty word, and you totally deserve it in all matters regarding Water.
Wow. You might have to uninstall before your darkness eats your computer.
Savant, now that's a nifty word, and you totally deserve it in all matters regarding Earth.
Savant, now that's a nifty word, and you totally deserve it in all matters regarding Air.
Who doesn't like fighting the undead?
Good job in destroying the d'orcs!
Gold flags for every tower? Maybe YOU should be the king!
We bow to you, the Master of the Tower.
You beat General Mabelrode and saved the world. Congratulations!
Who knew towers needed so much healing?
Excellent work in dispersing the crazed dragonets.
If you can't say something nice, say nothing at all. (You lost again.)
A triad saved is a triad earned.
Digging up triads is your forte. You have collected 1000 triad runes on your board.
Your city is looking mighty snazzy!
No finer place to craft has ever been built.
You are a master of metal, indeed. You know all the blacksmithing recipes.
You beat the Obliterati. Congratulations!
Fighting eyeballs? At first you were the pupil, but now you are the master.
Beasts! Gobbos! D'orcs! Oh my!
You beat the Cubicle. Congratulations!
Avoid the Void. That's definitely a new saying.
Power to the people! Well, at least they can vote on it.
You beat Bizarre Bones. Congratulations!
Save those triads for a rainy day. You'll need them.
Corrupted, schmorrupted. You'll break any runes you can find.
Wow, you sure do know how to make a lot of things!
You beat that rolling eyeball known as the Glaring Glancer. Congratulations!
The gobbo horde has been contained.
You beat the Elemental Lord, something the Alchemists claimed they did. Congratulations!
You're starting a rather nice collection there.
You've healed your tower.
You've just crossed beyond the Threshold of greatness by beating 20 levels!
You beat the Wizard whose face is strangely familiar. Congratulations!
Masters of the Universe? Nope, just of air.
Masters of the Universe? Nope, just of fire.
Masters of the Universe? Nope, just of earth.
Masters of the Universe? Nope, just of water.
You're now a master of the dark arts. Stupifexpelierminous!
You defeated the Obliterator, a servant of the Void. Congratulations!
Back to nature! You hired an archdruid.
Heals for everyone! You've hired a high priest.
Congratulations! You learned to make a few things.
This is getting to be a rather splendid place.
You've achieved 50 achievements. What an achievement!
It's only money, right? You've spent 100,000 triads.
Holy fluffy bunnies - you got yourself a lot of druids.
Hired a druid from your citizens
Your citizens know you spy on them with care.
Hired a lead scout from your citizens, and watch him scurry around the field.
Whoaaaah. That's a heaaaavy rock.
You've made it pretty far down the journey on the path of fire.
You've made it pretty far down the journey on the path of air.
You hired not just any archer, but an elite archer!
Buy, baby, buy! You've spnt 50,000 triads.
Things are starting to look nice around here.
You've made it pretty far down the journey on the path of earth.
You've made it pretty far down the journey on the path of water.
Avoid the Void! You don't want to keep going down this path.
Hired a bunch of scouts from your citizens and sent them to the battlefield.
You finally have some buying power. You've spent 5000 triads.
You hired some healers to keep things healthy.
You hired a bunch of stoners, and the rocks rained down.
This losing thing, it's getting to be a habit!
You've definitely perked that smithy up.
You beat Thargorina. Congratulations!
You hired a healer from your people.
You got yourself a stoner, man.
You've achieved 25 achievements. What an achievement!
This is the house that you built.
You hired some archers, and they're very into pin cushions.
Hired a scout from your citizens.
Congratulations! You've gained novice proficiency with water.
Congratulations! You've gained novice proficiency with fire.
Congratulations! You've gained novice proficiency with earth.
You hired an archer.
You must be psychic!
Dark magic isn't for novices, so be careful!
Congratulations! You've gained novice proficiency with air.
It's okay that you lost. It's not like the fate of the world rests on your shoulders.
You beat the Godgantupine. Congratulations!
Explosions never felt this good.
You've achieved 10 achievements. What an achievement!
Congratulations! You learned how to make something.
Let's just take a peek at those thoughts.
Should you be dabbling in that type of magic? You've made 10 void matches!
You're getting good at that fire thing. You've made 10 fire matches!
You're getting good at that earth thing. You've made 10 earth matches!
You're getting good at that air thing. You've made 10 air matches!
You're getting good at that water thing. You've made 10 water matches!
Discovered your first bestiary card. Gotta get them all!
You unlocked your first (and now your second) achievement.
You beat the Tutor in the tutorial. Congratulations!
So many runes, so little time. You've truly mastered the the manipulation of runes.
You're such a savant that there are no more words to describe your awesomeness.
Your explosions are so big that they can probably be seen from space.
That wasn't so bad, was it? Good job defending the towers.
Excellent work defending the towers. Here's a lousy award for it.
How did you manage to lose to the Tutor? That's impossible!
Magic permeates the very fiber of your town.
This is madness! No, this is ReignMaker!
Peace and love to all who live in your town. Oh, and a few human sacrifices.
If anyone needs a tower healed, they should come to you, the Master Healer.
You need to go swim in your triads today.
You don't need anyone else to heal you. You have used 1000 health runes.
Bombs are your specialty.
You did a good thing in destroying these poor, corrupted creatures.
We shall mourn these good turtooms.
Strange creatures? Cute but no cigar!
Horrid creatures! All romels need to be destroyed.
What kind of horrible beings would corrupt slemors?
