Discover all 44 Teleporting Outhouses
Kill 3000 Enemies
Watch Both Game Endings
Kill Santa Claus
Kill the Taking Tree
Reach Level 20
Get an Engineering Degree
Go Sailing in a Pirate Ship
Kill Wortten
Learn to Speak Japanese
See all 20 of Madame Primp's Outfits
Kill the Evil Nun
Convince an Orque Guard you are an Orque