Find a secret gift. "You are gifted, sir!"
Finish the game! "Congratulations! Thanks for your hard work!"
Die and retry more than 100 times. "You did it on purpose?"
Kill 500 bugs in the game! "Thanks for your help!"
Die less than 5 seconds after a respawn. "Ooooh! Poor thing! Want a cookie?"
Clear 10 secondary missions. "You mission freak!"
Open a gift sent from the Island "When you're the Boss, you have 365 birthdays."
Get at least 5 wheel customisations. "You can ride for hours!"
Have at least 10 face customisations. "Wow! All these fancy things!"
Collect 8 weapons! "You got a full armoury!"
Win the $10,000 jackpot on the slot machines. "You won the Grand Prize!"
Get the missiles from the shop! "Now's the time to strike back!"
