Obtain all other trophies.
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Test trophy description! Replace this!
Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.
Click on door 430 five times.
Complete The Stanley Parable.
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No seriously, we disabled it.
Awarded for getting any of the other trophies as your first.
Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.
Quit the game and then start it again.
