Obtain all other trophies.
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Test trophy description! Replace this!
Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.
Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
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Click on door 430 five times.
Quit the game and then start it again.
Complete The Stanley Parable.
Awarded for getting any of the other trophies as your first.
No seriously, we disabled it.
