Break 500 panes of glass with any female launchable in Mime Toss
Hit 50 Cameras with Explosions
Give the Gladiator a ride in the Sports Car
Use a tank to blow up the Castle Tower
Get all of Dick's Balls in the Block Party Dumpster without resetting the scene
Get PAINful Bullseye Trophy with Scurv Dogg or Hung Lo
Use Ed to explode 500 barrels in Clown Toss
Take the Clown for a ride on the Roller Coaster
Make 30 "Eat It!" shots in "Call Da Shot"
Get "PAIN in the Park" and "D-Town Destruction"
Get 2,000,000 score in Abusement Park and After Hours
Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition
Play 100 games of Trauma or Horse
Get 100,000,000 points in Downtown
Get 15x Combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition
Get 2,000,000 score in PAINdemonium and Aftermath
Get Exploded 200 times in Downtown Fun With Explosives (single or multiplayer) playing any female character
100th Strike
Use "The Dude" to score 30 Strikes in Bowling
Get all Trophies in Downtown plus Trill and Grenade-A-Maid
Use Tuxedo Hoff to get 69 million in any PAINdemonium Mode
Score 60 Monkeys in Spank the Monkey Painful with Buzz
Find and hit the alien artifact in both PAIN Reunion and Sports Day and the sports trophy in both PROBE and Afterglow
Open all the unlocked lockers in PAIN Reunion using Santa
Complete Mad Science! PAINful without grabbing
Grab teleporting Hung Lo in PAIN Reunion
Get a negative distance on the Anvil Toss in PAINalympics
Send the black sedan through the portal in PROBE
Travel through all the secret passages in one run in The Stiffstonian, Knight at the Museum, and Fun With Explosives single player (any difficulty)
Dive into 3 urinals, experience some FArt, and blow up The Stinker statue in one run in The Stiffstonian
Earn gold medals in Museum Spank Normal, Hard, and PAINful with Ivan Tojakov
Throw-bomb any large dinosaur skeleton 30 times
Mousetrap into the toaster in The Stiffstonian without hitting the ground
Complete Mummy I'd Like To Fling without resetting
Take the hot tub girl for a ride in the Heiny Mine in Fail Village
Shoot through all the Snow Blower Launchers in one run
Break all the ice blocks in one run
Grab the snowmobile and take a ride to the top of the Ski Run in Fail Village
Bomb Granny with a Throw Present
Find and hit all the green presents in the Ski Area Fun With Explosives
Hit the Target Stuffed Ninja in every Abusement Park mode
