Collect and read every Alien Explorer Log.
Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission.
Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me.
Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed!
Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold.
Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 45 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it.
Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle!
Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps!
Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat.
Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose!
Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad.
Enter The Spire. I've got a bad feeling about this...
Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.
Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man.
Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds!
Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy.
Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends!
Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer.
Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations!
Cragclaw down. Break out the garlic butter!
Get launched by a Pufferbird, then kill it.
Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home!
Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property!
Play a video message from Kindred. Guess they didn't forget about us!
Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking!
Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much...
You died! Now you're not dead! Huh. Weird!
Got covered in ooey-gooey alien guts.
Set foot on AR-Y 26 for the first time. I guess that counts as an achievement?
All trophies unlocked! Wow! You got all the things! Did all the stuff! Endured all the poop jokes! Good job!
3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star!
Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26.
Finish the game in under 4 hours. See you at GDQ!
Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either.
Start a Co-Op game. It must be nice having friends...
Slapped your Co-Op partner. I'm sure you had a good reason for it.
Crack Cragclaw with a Co-Op partner. Teamwork really does make the dream work.
Revive your Co-Op partner. Let's hope they learn to start pulling their weight.
Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross.
You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero!
You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work.
Scan all the flora on AR-Y 26!
Scan all the creatures on AR-Y 26!
Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact".
Assert your independence and beat Old Game Minus entirely in singleplayer.
Tolerate another person long enough to beat Old Game Minus entirely in coop.
Unplug Kronus and restore Kindred's control of DL-C1
Complete the entire DL-C1 Kindex
Craft all the new upgrades unlocked via exploration of DL-C1
Collect all the scattered postcards of DL-C1
Fly through 12 unique gas rings without touching the ground
Get covered in Tropical Pufferbird milk...
